It got all over everything, including me! I was cutting it so that the edge of Cynthia's baby blanket would be nice and soft. It was such an awesome idea, until I realized the mess it would make!
Here it is all over the cutting mat:
And all over me:
And that's when... that's when it happened.
I noticed it growing. The fabric began to shake and spread! It was quickly becoming a monster AND THEN! ---
--- It consumed me ENTIRELY, and I became fur myself!
I am now infected, and spreading the faux fur virus to everything I touch! Oh the horror. The dreadful horror! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!11!!!ONE ONE ONE!!!111
Run. Run for your life before it gets you too!
(Ps the blankie turned out awesome.)
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